My Brands

The business backbone of all my ventures—from dev tools and brands to lifestyle and advocacy projects.

Tools for Spark drivers to report abuse, track tip baiting, and take back control of their work life.

A bold, irreverent clothing line for people who love memes, sarcasm, and absurdity in fashion form.

A coffee brand brewed with pride in Keokuk. Bold, smooth, and as real as the town it honors.

Custom pet portraits, accessories, and premium care items for the royal companions in your life.

Since 2003, delivering custom CMS, fast sites, and WordPress plugins built for power and polish.

From dev tips to life stories, Calakron is a blog-meets-lab where personal and tech collide.

Digital artwork, mockups, and code-powered creativity. A home for artistic experiments and utility.

Open the closet, find chaos. Weird, wonderful, and off-the-wall t-shirts and gear that say what others won’t.

This is where I break things so I can make better things. Plugin testing, layout prototyping, and experiments galore.

Exploring survival, off-grid living, bushcraft, and the art of thriving outside the system.

Bold, indigenous-inspired designs with powerful messages. Streetwear that makes a statement.

Sharp commentary and unapologetic truth-telling. A blog dissecting the madness of modern society.

A new kind of social network built for connection, creativity, and community without the algorithmic noise.